YOU EAT, YOU’RE FAT. YOU DON’T EAT, YOU’RE A FREAK. YOU DRINK, YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC. YOU DON’T DRINK, YOU’RE A PUSSY. YOU READ, YOU’RE A NERD. YOU DON’T READ, YOU’RE STUPID. YOU TELL A SECRET, YOU’RE AN ATTENTION SEEKER. YOU DON’T TELL A SECRET, YOU’RE STILL ATTENTION SEEKING. YOU LET SOMEONE IN, YOU’RE EASY. YOU DON’T LET SOMEONE IN, YOU’RE TOO UPTIGHT. YOU SMOKE, YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL. YOU DON’T SMOKE, YOU’RE A LOSER. YOU’VE HAD SEX, YOU’RE A SLUT. YOU HAVEN’T HAD SEX, YOU’RE A FRIGID LITTLE BITCH. YOU WEAR MAKE UP, YOU’RE A SLAG. YOU DON’T WEAR MAKE UP, YOU’RE UGLY. YOU CAN’T PLEASE ANYONE. EVER.